some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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