Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
love makes seman taste better
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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