Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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