My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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