It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She's the barista slut.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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