We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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