I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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