I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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