2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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