she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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