Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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