I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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