You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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