Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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