the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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