I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
So much rum. So many feels.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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