Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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