after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
