I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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