found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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