I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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