If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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