why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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