I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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