Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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