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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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