when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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