During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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