I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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