I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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