What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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