Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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