I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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