this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
soo... how was my night?
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