you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
