i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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