I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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