I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i now understand why vodka
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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