Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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