no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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