8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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