yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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