I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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