Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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