ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
