do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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