the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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