I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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