The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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