return my video game
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize
