I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
