One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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