Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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