Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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