At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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